Today s AFK has to do with dear old dad, and the messed up things he can say from time to time.
The Twitter account ShitMyDadSays recounts the things a 73-year-old dad says to his 28-year-old son. A few examples:
How the f*** should I know if it’s still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn’t good. You people, you think I got microscopic f***ing eyes.
You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.
The dog is not bored, it’s a f***ing dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a f***ing rubix cube. He’s a g** d***ed dog.
