We’re not saying anything here. Just that, when Bayonetta’s ridiculous super moves were coupled with her increasing nudity, many bloggers made the joke about hoping to have a one-handed option to play the game.

Sega has made it so.  And so we’re not accused of looking into things too much, we’ll chalk up this mode to Sega really wanting players to experience the story — yeah, that’s the ticket — the story Bayonetta has to offer.

Good grief.