Be like Mickey and file some injunctions against your friends and followers on Facebook, just like the hardboiled Los Angeles criminal defense attorney played by Matthew McConaughey in the breakout hit The Lincoln Lawyer. Choose a suspect from one of your friends on Facebook and accused them of a crime. Make a lighthearted social comment by picking from a range of offenses like being a total drama queen or needing a haircut or the ubiquitous spending too much time at the computer . For every accusation, a post will appear on both the accuser and the accused Wall allowing others to vote and decide guilt or innocence.