Mark Zuckerberg, Chairman and CEO of Facebook, Inc., announced the acquisition of Ayzenberg Group on his personal page today, a deal valued at $10 billion in cash, stock and Bitcoin.

“I’m excited to announce that we’ve agreed to acquire Ayzenberg Group, the leader in creative advertising for gen now.”

Earlier this year Ayzenberg congratulated Mark Zuckerberg on dodging a bullet with Snapchat.

Coming on the heels of Facebook’s surprise acquisition of Oculus VR, Zuckerberg, in an exclusive follow-up interview with the [a]listdaily, breathed a sigh of relief as he said “I’ve finally cornered the market on the future.”

“Creative advertising tightly integrated with social media was once a pipe dream. But you know, the internet was also once a dream, and so was the ability to Poke someone thousands of miles away with the touch of a button. The future is coming, and Facebook and Ayzenberg have a chance to build it together. I can’t wait to start working with the whole team at Ayzenberg to bring this dream to the world.”

Facebook’s social media department, however, was less than pleased with the deal.

“I just don’t see how it’s possible that they know more about social media than we do,” said Ethan Whiner, Facebook’s self-proclaimed ‘Social Media Guru.’

But the numbers don’t lie, as Ayzenberg’s Social Reporting Team noted that organic reach on brands managed by Ayzenberg Group increased by 206 percent after the acquisition.

The acquisition also reveals the true nature of Ayzenberg Group’s recent expansion. When asked what the incentive was to make the move down, Zuckerberg eagerly discussed plans for his “super cool” office next to Eric’s in the new building in Pasadena, CA. “I want to be closer to the action. And, their ping pong table is way better than ours.”

When asked what was next for Ayzenberg Group, CEO Eric Ayzenberg said he will reveal the plans for 2015 and beyond “live posting as Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade. Look for me on the float designed by Mark Ryden.”

The Winklevoss twins, who in recent weeks have been telling anybody who will listen that they “invented Ayzenberg Group,” were unavailable for comment.