Ever find yourself liking a brand on Facebook, only to spend the ensuing weeks — months years — vaguely regretting it, reading the same inane updates over and over in your feed in a self-loathing stasis, feeling personally affronted yet too damn lazy to click over and unlike the fools The Condescending Corporate Brand Page is for you.

A comic parody of the bottom-feeding like-bait, too-happy imagery, not-worth-answering questions and other obnoxious ploys of “engagement” that brands on Facebook love so much.